Christmas movies: They let us celebrate the birth of Jesus while also basking in the heated irradiating incandescence of video. There’s everything from the magical of Miracle On 34 th Street to the commie propaganda of It’s A Wonderful Life . Hell, even a movie in which a small boy tries to straight up murder petty cat burglars somehow became a seasonal classic.
If you hadn’t discovered, Disney has a real boner for coin, which is apparently why they turned one of their smack Christmas flicks into a whole trilogy. Yup, “theres” three goddamn Santa Clause movies. And while most Christmas stories pretty much keep their shit together, the Santa Clause franchise is a dopey Yuletide fever dream that inexplicably stars Tim Allen.